If You're A Comic, You Don't Have

I Do Think It's Perfectly Natural And Human To Want To Invest Belief In Something. It's Just A Facet Of Who We Are. What Do I Believe In? I Believe In The Obvious Things. The People I'm Close To And My Work - It's Not Complicated.

I'm Actually About As Famous As A Fourth Division Footballer From The 70s.

I Have Tried... Believe Me, I Have Tried To Like Rap Music. It Makes Me Feel So Very, Very Old. I Have Tried To Get Home With The Downies.

I Don't Have Lungs Anymore! Just Two Spare Bags That Flew In Under A Bridge One Day.

Its Not Easy Being A Man You Know. I Had To Get Dressed Today… And There Are Other Pressures.