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When I'm Looking For Hot Button Answers To Tough Questions, I Don't Look To Congressman Or My Mayor. I Say, 'what Would Miss U.s.a. Have To Say About This?'

A Lot Of Comics Are Kind Of Vampire Types; We Do Our Shows And Disappear Into The Night. My Philosophy Was, This Is Like Politics, And If I Want People To Know About My Campaign, I'm Going To Go Out There And Shake Hands.

There Were Times, Earlier In My Career, Where I Didn't Have The Wherewithal To Self-edit, And I Probably Said Things And Pushed The Limits To Places Where People Might Be Put Off. But That's Truly Part Of Developing As An Artist.

I'm Shooting A Pilot Based On My Show. It's A One-camera Show. I Play Myself.

There Will Be A Guy In A Yellow Poncho, His Name Is Hank, He Will Take You To The Whopper Lair.