If You're Looking For Monogamy, You'd Better

Maintenance Is What You Have To Do Just So You Can Walk Out The Door Knowing That If You Go To The Market And Bump Into A Guy Who Once Rejected You, You Won't Have To Hide Behind A Stack Of Canned Food. I Don't Mean To Be Too Literal About This.

That's Your Problem! You Don't Want To Be In Love. You Want To Be In Love In A Movie.

Working As A Journalist Is Exactly Like Being A Wallflower At An Orgy.

We Weren't Meant To Have Futures, We Were Meant To Marry Them. We Weren't Meant To Have Politics, Or Careers That Mattered, Or Opinions, Or Lives; We Were Meant To Marry Them. If You Wanted To Be An Architect, You Married An Architect.

Never Marry A Man You Wouldn't Want To Be Divorced From.