If You're Not A Wreck In This

My Body Is A Temple, And My Temple Needs Redecorating.

I Was Smart Enough To Go Through Any Door That Opened.

Bo Derek Turned Down The Role Of Helen Keller Because She Couldn't Remember The Lines.

Learn What Not To Expect. Irish Catholic They Get Sh**** Little Rings. Irish Women Get Crappy Rings. Baptist Get The Worst Because They Get The Rings Under Water. When It Comes Up, It's Garbage. Jewish, Big Rings. Episcopalian Big Rings. Italians-the Best, Because They Get Them Off Of Dead People, And Second Wives Get The Biggest Rings Of All.

God Always Comes Up With A Third Act Twist -- And We Won't Know Until We Die Whether The Play Was A Comedy Or A Tragedy.