If You're Thinking Of Becoming A Critic,

Acting Is The Use Of Human Experience With Talent Added.

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Try Something New Each Day. After All, We're Given Life To Find It Out. It Doesn't Last Forever.