If You're Thinking Of Becoming A Critic,

Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.

Do People Get Moral When They Don't Get Ahead?

Aim Above Morality. If You Apply That To Life, Then Youre Bound To Live Life Fully.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

Live Long Enough And You'll Come Into Pensions, A Lovely Thing. Presents Every Month From People You Didn't Know Cared.