Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How

Anything That Begins 'i Don't Know How To Tell You This' Is Never Good News.

To Get It Right, Be Born With Luck Or Else Make It. Never Give Up. A Little Money Helps, But What Really Gets It Right Is To Never Face The Facts.

At Seventy-four I'm Getting Minor Raves On My Looks, But I'm Caught In The Middle. Who Knows What Seventy-four Looks Like? Who Cares? But If I'd Listened To My Friends, I Could Now Lie And Say I'm Eighty-four. For Eighty-four, The Way I Look Is Spectacular.

If You Believe, Then You Hang On. If You Believe, It Means You've Got Imagination, You Don't Need Stuff Thrown Out On A Blueprint, And Don't Face Facts-what Can Stop You? If I Don't Make It Today, I'll Come In Tomorrow.

The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The Ones Written Well In Advance.