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Discussing How Old You Are Is The Temple Of Boredom.

I Never Got A Job I Didn't Create For Myself.

Get Up Early In The Morning Before Everybody Has Breathed Up All The Good Air.

Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, And You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?