The Very Best Impromptu Speeches Are The

Life Is Getting Through The Moment. The Philosopher William James Says To Cultivate The Cheerful Attitude. Now Nobody Had More Trouble Than He Did -- Except Me. I Had More Trouble In My Life Than Anybody. But Your First Big Trouble Can Be A Bonanza If You Live Through It. Get Through The First Trouble, You'll Probably Make It Through The Next One.

My Body Is On The Earth, But My Head Is In The Stars.

The Kiss. There Are All Sorts Of Kisses, Lad, From The Sticky Confection To The Kiss Of Death. Of Them All, The Kiss Of An Actress Is The Most Unnerving. How Can We Tell If She Means It Or If She's Just Practicing?

In The Old Days, Ptomaine Poisoning Was A Cover-all. If You Missed A Show And You Were Young, It Meant You Were Having An Abortion. If You Were Old, It Meant You Were Having A Face Lift.

Courage Is Very Important. Like A Muscle, It Is Strengthened By Use.