If You See A Bandwagon, It's Too

Gossip Columnists Are Diseases, Like 'flu. Everyone Is Subject To Them.

When You Marry Your Mistress, You Create A Job Vacancy.

Beauty Is A Social Necessity.

If You Pay Peanuts, You Get Monkeys.

We (british) Have Reached The State Where The Private Sector Is That Part Of The Economy The Government Controls And The Public Sector Is That Part That Nobody Controls.