If You See Me On Friday, You'll

I Think A Celebrity Survivor Would Be Great.

I Constantly Say Things That I Regret. I Mortify Myself Constantly.

I Have A No-apology Policy. No Apologies For Jokes. I Apologize In My Real Life All The Time. I Say Ridiculous Things, I Make Mistakes Constantly. But When I'm On Stage, I'm At A Microphone It's A Joke!

When I See You, I Smile. When I Touch You, I Feel You. When I Kiss You, I Love You!

Food Is My Thing, I Do Not Smoke Or Drink, So Food Is My Vice.