If You Shake My Hand, Better Count

What Do I Bring To The Democratic National Convention That Other Reporters Don't? Hair.

Moving On, Is A Simple Thing, What It Leaves Behind Is Hard.

To Me, The Most Important Thing Was To Treat People The Way You Want To Be Treated. Some People Say That I'm A Mean Person. Well, You Know What? The Person That's Saying That Is Probably A Dipshit And I Put Them In Their Place! I Have A Knack For Doing That.

If You Guys Are Going To Be Throwing Beer Bottles At Us, At Least Make Sure They're Full.

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