If You Stop And Think About It,

If You Want To Read About Love And Marriage, You've Got To Buy Two Separate Books.

When I Read Dickens For The First Time, I Thought He Was Jewish, Because He Wrote About Oppression And Bigotry, All The Things That My Father Talked About.

There's A Charm, There's A Rhythm, There's A Soul To Jewish Humor. When I First Saw Richard Pryor Perform, I Told Him, 'you're Doing A Jewish Act.'

You Do Live Longer With Bran, But You Spend The Last Fifteen Years On The Toilet.

I Just Never Saw My Mother In Any Other Room But The Kitchen. There Were Always Pots Going.