If You Think It's Easy To Write

The Job Isn't Done Until You've Blamed Someone For The Parts That Went Wrong.

Just Because No One Has Ever Gotten Better From Spasmodic Dysphonia Before Doesn't Mean I Can't Be The First.

Of Course I Don't Look Busy, I Did It Right The First Time.

I'm Predicting That We'll Finally Have A Computer Will Search My E-mail Automatically And Delete Every Message That Begins With 'thought You'd Be Interested,' And Then Give An Electrical Shock To The Sender To Remind Him Or Her To Stop Send That Kind Of Message.

A Matador Is A Guy Who Didn't Have Enough People Skills To Be Promoted To Serial Killer.