If You Think Squash Is A Competitive

Polly: Education With Socialists, It's Like Sex, All Right As Long As You Don't Have To Pay For It.

I Lack What The English Call Character, By Which They Mean The Power To Refrain.

Cloisters, Ancient Libraries ... I Was Confusing Learning With The Smell Of Cold Stone.

A Book Is A Device To Ignite The Imagination.

At The Drabber Moments Of My Life (swilling Some Excrement From The Steps, For Instance, Or Rooting With A Bent Coat-hanger Down A Blocked Sink) Thoughts Occur Like 'i Bet Tom Stoppard Doesn't Have To Do This' Or There Is No Doubt David Hare Would Have Deputed This To An Underling.'