If You Want To Split A Bottle

On Parties It's Not About Who You Are. The Real Reason To Which A Party Revolves Is How Good You Look.

I Used To Have A Drug Problem, But Now I Have Enough Money.

Radio As We Know It Is Pretty Much Changing Completely.

They Make This Drink In Brazil Called Cachaca. It's Sugar Can Alcholho. Costs 35 Cents A Quart. One Quart Of That Stuff And You See God. Two Quarts And You Graow A Pair Of Tight Pants And An Electric Guitar.

I Know That People Think I'm A Party King; But, Face It, If I Finished The Bottle Every Time I Took A Drink, I Wouldn't Be Able To Do The Aerials I Do Onstage.