If Your Husband Is Cheating On You

Hollywood Is A Very Male Business, And It Has In Vast Portions Of It - The Whole Action Movie Part Of It Might As Well Be The United States Army In 1943 In That The Ethics Of It Are, You Know, Boot Camp And Action Movies And Guns And Explosions And All The Rest Of It, And That - So That Means That About 50% Of The Business Is Not Only Pretty Much Closed Off To Women, But Women Don't Even Wanna Be In It!

When You Slip On A Banana Peel, People Laugh At You. But When You Tell People You Slipped On A Banana Peel, It's Your Laugh.

I Actually Believe In Denial.

... The State Of Rapture I Experience When I Read A Wonderful Book Is One Of The Main Reasons I Read; But It Doesn't Happen Every Time Or Even Every Other Time, And When It Does Happen, I Am Truly Beside Myself.

Oh, How I Regret Not Having Worn A Bikini For The Entire Year I Was Twenty-six. If Anyone Young Is Reading This, Go, Right This Minute, Put On A Bikini, And Don't Take It Off Until You're Thirty-four.