In All Systems Of Theology, The Devil

Work Is The Greatest Thing In The World, So We Should Always Save Some Of It For Tomorrow.

There Is Something Distinctive About Living In New York; Over Eight Million Other People Are Doing It.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

I Wish I Could Stand On A Busy Corner, Hat In Hand And Beg People To Throw Me All Their Wasted Hours. If All You Can See Is Your Shadow, You're Blocking Your Own Light. If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Perhaps Have More Actual Troubles But I'd Have Fewer Imaginary Ones.

There's One Thing About Baldness, It's Neat.