In All The Woes That Curse Our

I Often Think It's Comical How Nature Always Does Contrive That Every Boy And Every Gal That's Born Into The World Alive Is Either A Little Liberal Or Else A Little Conservative!

There's Fish In The Sea, No Doubt Of It, As Good As Ever Came Out Of It.

Life's A Pudding Full Of Plums.

Life Is A Joke That's Just Begun.

I've An Irritating Chuckle, I've A Celebrated Sneer, I've An Entertaining Snigger, I've A Fascinating Leer; To Everybody's Prejudice I Know A Thing Or Two; I Can Tell A Woman's Age In Half A Minute--and I Do