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In The Discovery Of Secret Things And In The Investigation Of Hidden Causes, Stronger Reasons Are Obtained From Sure Experiments And Demonstrated Arguments Than From Probable Conjectures And The Opinions Of Philosophical Speculators Of The Common Sort.

To Sit In Solemn Silence On A Dull, Dark Dock In A Pestilential Prison With A Life-long Lock Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock From A Cheap And Chippy Chopper On A Big, Black Block.

It Is A Glorious Thing To Be A Pirate King.

In All The Woes That Curse Our Race There Is A Lady In The Case.

My Family Pride Is Something Inconceivable. I Can't Help It. I Was Born Sneering.