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Then A Sentimental Passion Of A Vegetable Fashion Must Excite Your Languid Spleen, An Attachment A La Plato For A Bashful Young Potato, Or A Not-too-french French Bean!

In The Discovery Of Secret Things And In The Investigation Of Hidden Causes, Stronger Reasons Are Obtained From Sure Experiments And Demonstrated Arguments Than From Probable Conjectures And The Opinions Of Philosophical Speculators Of The Common Sort.

Roll On, Thou Ball, Roll On! Through Pathless Realms Of Space, Roll On!

I'm Really Very Sorry For You All, But It's An Unjust World, And Virtue Is Triumphant Only In Theatrical Performances.

I Am A Child Of Nature, And Take After My Mother.