In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet

We Have Been Learning Since We Were Children How To Make Money, Buy Things, Build Things. The Whole Education System Is Set Up To Teach Us How To Think, Not To Feel.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

Men And Women Are Immigrants In Each Other's Worlds.

In America, You Can Always Find A Party. In Soviet Russia, The Party Can Always Find You!

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.