In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

Balance Is So Important In Our Lives. In Our Busy World, We Can Give Ourselves Balance Between Thinking And Feeling.

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation Between Love And Laughter.

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.