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A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

It's Kind Of Bittersweet. The Human Spirit Is Not Measured By The Size Of The Act, But By The Size Of The Heart.

In Russia We Only Had Two Tv Channels. Channel One Was Propaganda. Channel Two Consisted Of A Kgb Officer Telling You: Turn Back At Once To Channel One.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.