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The Reason Gas Prices Are So High Is Because The Oil Is In Texas And Oklahoma And All The Dipsticks Are In Washington.

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.

Russian Men Have A Saying: "women Are Like Buses..." That's It.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

In Every Country, They Make Fun Of City. In U.s. You Make Fun Of Cleveland. In Russia, We Make Fun Of Cleveland.