I Believe There Is A Direct Correlation

The Ad In The Paper Said 'big Sale. Last Week.' Why Advertise? I Already Missed It. They're Just Rubbing It In.

I Came To America To Make It My Home, And I Did.

In America, You Drive Car. In Soviet Russia, Car Drive You!

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

In Today's Society We Sometimes Forget To Balance Our Hearts And Our Heads; This Is The Reason We Stop Laughing.