I Came To America To Make It

I Found Out That When You Get Married The Man Becomes The Head Of The House. And The Woman Becomes The Neck, And She Turns The Head Any Way She Wants To.

Everybody Laughs The Same In Every Language Because Laughter Is A Universal Connection.

When The Needs Of One Person Are Being Met By The Other, There Is Laughter.

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.