I Came To America To Make It

A Russian Reversal Quote On Uncyclopedia's Soviet Union Article? How Original.

My Father Described This Tall Lady Who Stands In The Middle Of The New York Harbor, Holding High A Torch To Welcome People Seeking Freedom In America. I Instantly Fell In Love.

Homosexuality In Russia Is A Crime And The Punishment Is Seven Years In Prison, Locked Up With The Other Men. There Is A Three Year Waiting List.

I Like American Women. They Do Things Sexually Russian Girls Never Dream Of Doing - Like Showering.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.