I Came To America To Make It

I Fed My Ego, But Not My Soul.

In Russia, If A Male Athelete Loses He Becomes A Female Athelete.

Never Having Alone Time Is Real Tough On People.

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

After The Soviet Union Collapsed, People Thought I Wasn't Funny Anymore.