In Canada... We Should Be There For

I'm Very Lucky, Because My Beat Is Current Events. And Events Are Changing All The Time.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.

In The United States I Have Always Believed That There Was A Big Difference Between Conservative And Stupid. Boy Is It Getting Harder To Prove That One By The Minute.

The Us Is Our Trading Partner, Our Neighbour, Our Ally And Our Friend... And Sometimes We'd Like To Give Them Such A Smack!

When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.