When We Stand Up And We Sing

I Think Donald Trump Realizes That If The Story, In A Day Or Two, Is That The United States Is In A War Of Words With Canada, People Are Going To Go - Well, Good Lord, If He Can't Get Along With Canada, He Can't Get Along With Anyone. And I Think He Realizes That That Friendship Has To Endure And Has To Continue.

When I Think About What Makes Canada Great, Fresh Water Is Right At The Top Of The List. We Have Over Two Million Lakes In This Country And More Than Enough People Who Are Willing To Mess With Them. My Canada Includes Weird Scientists Who Are Devoted To Keeping Our Water Clean. When We Stand Up And We Sing O Canada, We Pledge To Stand On Guard For Thee. If That Doesn't Include Our Water, We Might As Well Sit Down And Give Up.

Canadians Want To Know That Our Trade With The United States Will Continue And That We Won't Get Into Any Kind Of Trade War With The United States.

And In Canada We, You Know, It Costs Us Three Or $400 Million To Have An Election. You Know, It's Always Been My Position That We Shouldn't Complain About That; That's The Price Of Admission For A Living In A Great Democracy.

We Demand That The Government Of Canada Force Stockwell Day To Change His First Name To Doris. "why Do This," You May Ask? Because It'll Be Fun.