In France That Is The One Rule,

Irish Gardens Beat All For Horror. With 19 Gardeners, Lord Talbot Of Malahide Has Produced An Affair Exactly Like A Suburban Golf Course.

The Test Of A Cook Is How She Boils An Egg. My Boiled Eggs Are Fantastic, Fabulous. Sometimes As Hard As A 100 Carat Diamond, Or Again Soft As A Feather Bed, Or Running Like A Cooling Stream, They Can Also Burst Like Fireworks From Their Shells And Take On The Look And Rubbery Texture Of A Baby Octopus. Never A Dull Egg, With Me.

Surely A King Who Loves Pleasure Is Less Dangerous Than One Who Loves Glory?

I Am Sometimes Bored By People, But Never By Life.

A Typical Irish Dinner Would Be: Cream Flavored With Lobster, Cream With Bits Of Veal In It, Green Peas And Cream, Cream Cheese, Cream Flavored With Strawberries.