In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North

If You Are A Bad Putter, You Will Not Make A Putt. If You Have A Tendency To Chili-dip Wedges, You'll Be Chili-dipping Them All Over The Place For Sure. Whatever Your Weakness, It Will Come Up In Spades During The Ryder Cup.

It's Not So Much What You Accomplish In Life That Really Matters, But What You Overcome That Proves Who You Are, What You Are, And Whether You Are A Champion.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

Only One Golfer In A Thousand Grips The Club Lightly Enough.