In Golf, Humiliations Are The Essence Of

In Golf, Humiliations Are The Essence Of The Game.

Canned Music Is Like Audible Wallpaper.

I Hasten To Say To Snobs From The Surrey Pine-and-sand Country That No Invention Since The Corn Plaster Or The Electric Toothbrush Has Brought Greater Balm To The Extremities Of The Senior Golfer Than The Golfmobile, A Word That Will Have To Do For Want Of A Better.

The Best Compliment To A Child Or A Friend Is The Feeling You Give Him That He Has Been Set Free To Make His Own Inquiries, To Come To Conclusions That Are Right For Him, Whether Or Not They Coincide With Your Own.

The Scots Say That Nature Itself Dictated That Golf Should Be Played By The Seashore. Rather, The Scots Saw In The Eroded Sea Coasts A Cheap Battleground On Which They Could Whip Their Fellow Men In A Game Based On The Calvinist Doctrine That Man Is Meant To Suffer Here Below And Never More Than When He Goes Out To Enjoy Himself.