In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success

Before I Met My Husband, I'd Never Fallen In Love. I'd Stepped In It A Few Times.

I Was A Vegetarian Until I Started Leaning Toward The Sunlight.

My Father Was Never Very Friendly. When I Was Growing Up, I Thought The Doorbell Ringing Was A Signal To Pretend You Weren't Home.

I Get So Happy When I Write A Joke. It's A Very Satisfying, Liberating Feeling.

Men Don't Get Cellulite. God Might Just Be A Man.