In Hollywood A Marriage Is A Success

Individuality In Dressing Is Not Important To Men. If They All Look Alike It Means They Haven't Made A Mistake.

It Wasn't That No One Asked Me To The Prom, It Was That No One Would Tell Me Where It Was.

If You Buy Your Husband Or Boyfriend A Video Camera, For The First Few Weeks He Has It, Lock The Door When You Go To The Bathroom. Most Of My Husband's Early Films End With A Scream And A Flush.

The Word 'aerobics' Came About When The Gym Instructors Got Together And Said: If We're Going To Charge $10 An Hour, We Can't Call It Jumping Up And Down.

Wives Are People Who Think It's Against The Law Not To Answer The Phone When It Rings.