In Love, We Are Best Pleased When

If You Watch That Show And You Didn't Know It Was Called Seinfeld, You'd Think It Was Called 'the George Costanza Show'.

[sam] Kinison, When He Started Out, He'd Come To Canada When I Was First Starting, And He'd Always [bomb].

I've Seen People In Theaters, And It Just Doesn't Work, Because You're Talking To The Guy Next To You The Whole Time.

He That Searches For Praise Will Often Find Contempt.

Richard Pryor Is My Favorite Stand-up Ever.