In My Mind God Made Adam And

I'm Gonna Hump Ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would Hump Ya.

When It Comes To Morality, I'd Rather Have An Unfaithful President Like Bill Clinton, Who Tried To Reform Welfare, Than A Faithful George Bush Who Propagated An Illegal War On The Rest Of The World. So That Is Where My Morality Stands.

All Those People Who Go Around Saying Life Begins At Forty, They're Notable By Their Absence. The Nerve.

I Think If You Try To Look For Something To Show Off As An Actor, Vanity Can Get The Better Of You.

A Lot Of People Can Be Very Scared About Making Themselves Vulnerable And Appearing Uncool. I Don't Really Give A Damn; As Long As It's Funny, I'll Do It [make Fun Of Myself].