In My Next Life I Want To

I Got A Divorce Because My Ex-wife Left Me For Another Woman.

I'd Call Him A Sadistic, Hippophilic Necrophile, But That Would Be Beating A Dead Horse.

People Make Films For Different Reasons. For Money. Or, They Make Them Because Something In Them Demands Artistic Expression. I Do It Because I Enjoy The Work.

I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.

Dear Mom And Dad, Leave $50,000 In A Bag Under The Bridge On Decatur Street. If There Is No Bridge On Decatur Street, Please Build One.