In My View, Nineteen Pounds Of Old

Some Friends Of Theirs Had Rented Their House For Several Months To An Interior Decorator. When They Returned, They Discovered That Their Entire Library Had Been Reorganized By Color And Size. Shortly Thereafter, The Decorator Met With A Fatal Automobile Accident. I Confess That When This Story Was Told, Everyone Around The Dinner Table Concurred That Justice Had Been Served.

For Me, Literature Is A Way Of Enlarging Myself By Learning About People Who Are Not Like Me.

In My View, Nineteen Pounds Of Old Books Are At Least Nineteen Times As Delicious As One Pound Of Fresh Caviar.

You Can Miss A Lot By Sticking To The Point.

I'd Rather Have A Book, But In A Pinch I'll Settle For A Set Of Water Pik Instructions.