In School I Was Pretty Quiet. Kinda

I'm Bringing Back The Skinny Tie But Wearing It Tied Around My Balls.

Teach Your Kids To Make Deplorable Choices And Hopefully They'll Rebel And Make The Right Ones.

I Can Smell Bullshit From A Mile Away But It's So Much Harder To Detect When It's Around You All Day.

I Miss Dating Only For That Final Moment You Kiss Goodnight, Watch Her Get Out Of Your Car And Run Into The Police Station.

It's Hard To Be Happy For Someone When You Know Deep Down They'd Kill You If They Had The Chance.