In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow"

At Best, God Can Be Viewed As Nothing More Than An Uncaring Incompetent Father-figure

For A While, I Thought Of Myself As An Atheist Until I Realized It Was A Belief, Too. It's A Shame Everything Has To Have A Label.

If You Ask Me, We Could Do With A Little Less Motivation. - The People Who Are Causing All The Trouble Seem Highly Motivated To Me. - Serial Killers, Stock Swindlers, Drug Dealers, Christian Republicans.

I Don't Have To Tell You It Goes Without Saying There Are Some Things Better Left Unsaid. I Think That Speaks For Itself. The Less Said About It The Better.

People Are Dreaming If They Think They Have Rights. They've Never Had Rights. There's No Such Thing.