In The Doggie Dictionary, Under "bow Wow"

Why Do They Bother Saying "raw Sewage"? Do Some People Actually Cook That Stuff?

If All Our National Holidays Were Observed On Wednesdays, We Could Wind Up With Nine-day Weekends.

So, Have A Little Fun. Soon Enough You'll Be Dead And Burning In Hell With The Rest Of Your Family.

Don't Give Your Money To The Church. They Should Be Giving Their Money To You.

The Main Reason Women Are Crazy, Is That Men Are Stupid.