In The Long Run, Every Program Becomes

If A Listener Nods His Head When You're Explaining Your Program, Wake Him Up.

There Are Two Ways To Write Error-free Programs; Only The Third One Works.

In Computing, Turning The Obvious Into The Useful Is A Living Definition Of The Word "frustration".

You Can Measure A Programmer's Perspective By Noting His Attitude On The Continuing Vitality Of Fortran.

Learning French Is Trivial: The Word For Horse Is Cheval, And Everything Else Follows In The Same Way.