In The Moment Of Acting You Don't

Every Time I Make A Plan, God Laughs At Me.

I Get Some Of The Nicest Fan Mail You Could Imagine. Also When I'm Up For An Award, My Fans All Vote Online And Then They'll Boast To Each Other About How Many Thousands Of Times They've Clicked My Name. Their Thumbs Must Be Bleeding!

I'm Still Spending My Working Life Trying To Mine People's Souls And Now They're Complimenting Me In Reviews On The Amount Of Time I Spend In The Gym. On The Definition Of My Triceps.

I Would Love To Tell You I've Found The Secret To Eternal Youth. I Go To The Gym And Avoid Too Many Chips. I Love To Eat, Hate To Work Out, But If You Can't Count All Your Ribs From A Distance You're Considered Obese.

I Think I Was Probably Always A Liar; I Just Get Paid For It Now.