International Rock Star - Gravy Maker Extraordinaire.

The Beatles Gave Me Everything. Especially Paul Mccartney. I Adore Him.

If You Don't Know What Sex Is Before You're 21 You're Going To Have A Problem And Should Go To Your Psychiatrist.

My Stay In Camp Betty Was The Longest I'd Been Without Drink Or Drugs In My Adult Life. [...] At First, They Put Me In A Room With A Guy Who Owned A Bowling Alley, But He Snored Like An Asthmatic Horse, So I Moved And Ended Up With A Depressive Mortician. [...] The Mortician Snored Even Louder Than The Bowling Alley Guy - He Was Like A Moose With A Tracheotomy.

If That's The Only Thing That's Stopping War Then Thank God For The Bomb.

I Have No Faith In My Ability To Judge Things.