Interruptions Are The Spice Of Life.

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, But Take What They Can Get.

If I Had My Life To Live Over, I Would Try To Make More Mistakes. I Would Relax. I Would Be Sillier Than I Have Been This Trip. I Know Of Very Few Things That I Would Take Seriously. I Would Be Less Hygienic. I Would Go More Places. I Would Climb More Mountains And Swim More Rivers. I Would Eat More Ice Cream And Less Spinach. I Would Have More Actual Troubles And Fewer Imaginary Troubles.

An Honourable Agreement Among Men As To Their Conduct Toward Women, And It Was Devised By Women.

A Humorist Is A Person Who Feels Bad, But Who Feels Good About It.

It Is A Good Thing That Life Is Not As Serious As It Seems To A Waiter.