Iris, If You Were A Melody...piano Melody.

Funny Songs, That’s My Ticket. I Can’t Remember When It Started Or Why It Started, It’s Just Something That I Needed.

Buddha Is Pretty Funny. Buddha Is The Coolest, Though. If I Had To Go With One, I'd Probably Party With The Buddha.

There's Something About A Divorce In That Even If Your Parents Still Love You, The Fact That They Can't Live With Each Other Makes You Feel There's Something Wrong With You.

I Like Being Married. I'm At Home With My Wife And Kids All The Time Now. I Don't Go Out For Wild Nights.

People Scream At Me, "hey, Let's Party." I Give Off An I'm-crazy-and-i-want-to-arty-and-wrestle-you Vibe.