Irony Can Elude The Genius Among Us,

It's Never Too Late To Have A Happy Childhood.

I Grew Up In Los Angeles And Always Wished I'd Spent A Childhood In A Far Different Place.

'harry Potter' Shouldn't Be Children's First Experience With Suspense And Plot Turns.

I Could Draw Bloom County With My Nose And Pay My Cleaning Lady To Write It, And I'd Bet I Wouldn't Lose 10% Of My Papers Over The Next Twenty Years. Such Is The Nature Of Comic-strips. Once Established, Their Half-life Is Usually More Than Nuclear Waste.

My Kids Hear Me Behind My Door, Giggling Like An Idiot, And They Roll Their Eyes At The Blatant Indignity Of It All.