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In Regards To Oral Roberts' Claim That God Told Him That He Would Die Unless He Received $20 Million By March, God's Lawyers Have Stated That Their Client Has Not Spoken With Roberts For Several Years. Off The Record, God Has Stated That 'if I Had Wanted To Ice The Little Toad, I Would Have Done It A Long Time Ago.

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Dennis Kucinich's Politics Are More Scrambled Than Rod Steiger's Dream Journal.

You Know There Is A Problem With The Education System When You Realize That Out Of The 3 R's Only One Begins With An R.