Is The Glass Half Full, Or Half

No Matter How Calmly You Try To Referee, Parenting Will Eventually Produce Bizarre Behavior, And I'm Not Talking About The Kids. Their Behavior Is Always Normal.

What's Your Name Again? That's Right. I'm So Glad You Know Your Name.

When You Carry A Gun, You Mean To Harm Somebody, Kill Somebody.

There Are No Absolutes In Raising Children. In Any Stressful Situation, Fathering Is Always A Roll Of The Dice. The Game May Be Messy, But I Have Never Found One With More Joys And Rewards.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.