There Is Hope For The Future Because

I Feel That In-person Contact With People Is The Most Important Thing In Comedy. While I'm Up On Stage, I Can Actually Put Myself Into The Audience And Adjust My Pace And Tuning To Them. I Can Get Into Their Heads Through Their Ears And Through Their Eyes. Only Through This Total Communication Can I Really Achieve What I'm Trying To Do.

The Worst Thing To Do Is To Die While Reading Life Magazine.

You Can Teach An Old Dog New Tricks. You Just Don't Want To See The Dog Doing Them.

Give Me 200 Active 2-year-olds And I Could Conquer The World.

I Brought You In This World, And I Can Take You Out!