You Can Teach An Old Dog New

Is The Glass Half Full, Or Half Empty? It Depends On Whether You're Pouring, Or Drinking.

Poets Have Said That The Reason To Have Children Is To Give Yourself Immortality. Immortality? Now That I Have Five Children, My Only Hope Is That They Are All Out Of The House Before I Die.

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I'm A Christian. But Muslims Are Misunderstood. Intentionally Misunderstood. We Should All Be More Like Them.

It's Painful, But We Can't Heal Ourselves Unless We Cleanse The Wounds.