You Can Teach An Old Dog New

When The Child Is Twelve, Your Wife Buys Her A Splendidly Silly Article Of Clothing Called A Training Bra. To Train What? I Never Had A Training Jock. And Believe Me, When I Played Football, I Could Have Used A Training Jock More Than Any Twelve-year-old Needs A Training Bra.

Man Can Not Live By Bread Alone ... He Must Have Peanut Butter.

Take Your Bottom Lip And Pull It Over Your Head.

Laughter Brings Out The Child In All Of Us.

College Was A Wonderful Time - Except, Of Course, When It Was Trying To Teach You Things.