It Ain't A Party Til Something Gets

We're Going To Shoot One Polaroid Per Show. I'm Going To Sign This Before It Even Develops Because I Know That Once It Develops With My Signature On It, It's Worth A Fortune. I'll Make This A Work Of Magic Warlock Art.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

I Have A 10,000-year-old Brain And The Boogers Of A 7-year-old. That's How I Describe Myself.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

For Now, I'm Just Going To Hang Out With These Two Smoking Hotties And Fly Privately Around The World. It Might Be Lonely Up Here, But I Sure Like The View.