The Last Time I Used? What Do

When Friends Asked Me, Can We Help? I'd Say, Not Unless You Can Alter Time, Speed Up The Harvest Or Teleport Me Off This Rock. I Used That Line From Star Wars.

You Can't Cure Your Own Cancer, Obviously, Especially If It's Late Stage.

The Last Time I Used? What Do You Mean? I Used My Toaster This Morning.

I Tried Marriage. I'm 0 For 3 With The Marriage Thing. So, Being A Ballplayer - I Believe In Numbers. I'm Not Going 0 For 4. I'm Not Wearing A Golden Sombrero.

You Should Have Read The Directions Before You Showed Up To The Party.