It Doesn't Really Matter Who Said It

It Was One Of Those Ridiculous Arrangements That Couples Make When They Are Separating, But Before They Are Divorced - When They Still Imagine That Children And Property Can Be Shared With More Magnanimity Than Recrimination.

There's No Reason You Should Write Any Novel Quickly.

Being Wrong About Important Things Is Exhausting.

Kids Are Perfect People Till Grownups Get Their Hands On Them.

Whatever I Write, No Matter How Gray Or Dark The Subject Matter, It's Still Going To Be A Comic Novel.