It Doesn't Take Much To Get Me

If You're Not Active - And I'm Not Active - And You Don't Watch What You Eat, You Can Get Big As A Horse.

I've Never Looked Forward To A Birthday Like I'm Looking Forward To My New Daughter's Birthday, Because Two Days After That Is When I Can Apply For Reinstatement.

When You Play This Game Twenty Years, Go To Bat Ten-thousand Times, And Get Three-thousand Hits, Do You Know What That Means? You've Gone Zero For Seven-thousand.

I Don't Smoke. Smoking Will Hurt You When You Try To Run Out A Triple.

The Greatest Competitor Was Bob Gibson. He Worked So Fast Out There And He Always Had The Hood Up. He Always Wanted To Close His Own Deal. He Never Talked To You Because He Was Battling So Hard. I Sure As Hell Don't Miss Batting Against Him, But I Miss Him In The Game.