It Flies So High, I Swear I

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.

He Hits The Ball 130 Yards And His Jewelry Goes 150.

Be Happy You Guys. Be Proud! You Know What You Are: You're God's Frozen People.

Congratulations To Whoever Is Finally Booking Music We Love. It's Going To Get Us Out Of The House After Dark!

I'd Give Up Golf If I Didn't Have So Many Sweaters.